Mine, not yours!

Shannon Baldwin

—Chris Carter is a Troll

dream1n9big:

Hey Chris Carter, did you know that you’re a life ruiner

The biggest turd I’ve ever known, and even though I’m grown

Your stupid show still causes me pain, I know it’s meant to entertain

But it never fails to crush my soul

Chris Carter, you’re such a freaking troll

I can’t talk on the phone without at least once saying, “Mulder, it’s me”

And it’s disappointing when no one responds with “Scullaaaaaaay”

Oh and guess what, my friend was a bit miffed

When a keychain is all I gave her as a birthday gift

Every time I get a nosebleed, I fear I have a terrible disease

And yes I’m afraid of banks and conspiracies

Oh and thanks a lot, now I cry at everything

Like babies, pomeranians, stars, and bees (I hate that bee)

20 years have come and gone

I can’t believe it’s been that long

Since Mulder and Scully first appeared on our TVs

We need them back if even for a moment

'Cause really this show was quite iconic

Hey, maybe there’s hope

For XF3

prongssie:

The thing I love most about The X-Files is that Scully spends like 90% of her screen time just completely done with everyone else’s bullshit.

prongssie:

The thing I love most about The X-Files is that Scully spends like 90% of her screen time just completely done with everyone else’s bullshit.

(via enigmaticdoctorscully)

IF THEY MATED

Red Book Feb 1999

Red Book Feb 1999

Red Book Feb 1999

Red Book Feb 1999

A power point slide I made… in the 90’s

A power point slide I made… in the 90’s

Oct 1999 MadMag

David Duchovny

David Duchovny

Red Book Feb 1999

Red Book Feb 1999